sunslammer:

okay here is highschoolstuck PM

PM’s name is Penelope Morgan but she goes by Penny and like the rest of the exiles she’s a political science major at a nearby university. she’s quite even-tempered and patience is definitely her strong point. she works part time as a courier for a campus-area delivery company and always zooms around on rollerblades delivering packages and paperwork and things. her mom works for the postal service and her dad works at city hall under mayor peixes and they’ve both been involved in the town’s political scene for quite a few years

her family is close to the peixes and strider-lalonde families so she grew up knowing fef and dave and rose and when they were all a lot younger she and aaron and the other exiles would lead little random games for the younger kids in town to play and while the self-proclaimed leader aaron would always kinda lose it (ie: he’d end up yelling at karkat about comics or something) she and WV (who i haven’t drawn/written about yet and i need to talk to jet about how he looks etc) would take over and handle everything

she’s got a lot of little hobbies she likes dabbling in, like sports (especially volleyball, softball, and swimming) and playing the theremin and watching MST3K and other bad sci-fi movies with WV and volunteering with the local girl scouts troop (she’s been involved since second grade and is now a campus girl scout!!!) but she’s got two definite big loves

and one of them of course is mail!!! she’s always had a love for the postal service and she loved going to work with her mom as a kid (and tbh if she still had the time she’d want to ride around in a mail truck with her mom all day) and she’s always wanted to be a mail lady because it’s just the NEATEST THING EVER and she’s a big fan of handwritten letters and mailing things to people instead of emailing them because she thinks there’s nothing better than the satisfaction of receiving a good letter in the mail after waiting for it!!!! her parents didn’t really approve of the whole Wanting To Be A Mail Lady thing and they urged her to at least TRY college instead of graduating and then going to work at the post office

she was reluctant but then she got into poli sci and discovered that she could do a LOT more good working in things like government relations for the USPS and working to pass legislation that could benefit the postal service so now she’s changed her mind and decided she’d stick with college

her other big love is……..roller derby

not many people know about this and it’s a ~secret love~ of hers but she’s actually on a roller derby team called the Prospit Pounders (led by a girl who goes by Ms. Paint) and her derby name is Parcel Mistress!!!!! she’s actually very very good and is one of the star players. the Prospit Pounders have been in a long-term rivalry with the Derse Dolls (idk if i like this name yet but………………) and they almost always go head to head and it’s super great

so only WV knows about this whole thing and he goes to ALL of her games and cheers her on and one day she invites aaron like WILL YOU COME TO ONE OF MY BOUTS!!!!!!! because she adores him so much and he doesn’t know what it’s gonna be and thinks it’s not gonna be anything major but then he gets there and is like holy shit this girl is so kickass and he swoons like SO MUCH because she could beat the shit out of me god how dreamy

anyway

penny and WV are so close they consider each other siblings and they get together weekly to have ice cream and fizzy floats at Princess Berryboo’s Pizza Palace (which is the arcade/pizza place john and jade work at) and they just sit and talk and swoon over WQ because god she’s so fabulous and they both have huge crushes on her and it’s really cute

she’s just really adorable and she wears shorts under her skirts and loves star trek and all of her friends just wanna smooch her because she’s such a cutie

lkajsdfsad LITA OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!

gosh flskjfsd penny you’re so perfect <3_<3 her hair and the prospit pounders and aaaaaaaa

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