lizardkitsch: Someone in the audience demanded the pick up girl (me) take her clothes off. I told them to put a $100 bill in the tip jar and I see what I could do. House went silent. That’s what I thought. are those my shorts those look like my satin shorts

lizardkitsch:

Someone in the audience demanded the pick up girl (me) take her clothes off. I told them to put a $100 bill in the tip jar and I see what I could do.

House went silent.

That’s what I thought.

are those my shorts

those look like my satin shorts

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