lizardkitsch:

Someone in the audience demanded the pick up girl (me) take her clothes off. I told them to put a $100 bill in the tip jar and I see what I could do.
House went silent.
That’s what I thought.

are those my shorts
those look like my satin shorts

lizardkitsch:

Someone in the audience demanded the pick up girl (me) take her clothes off. I told them to put a $100 bill in the tip jar and I see what I could do.

House went silent.

That’s what I thought.

are those my shorts

those look like my satin shorts